POLITICALLY CORRECT STATEMENTS FOR THE 21st CENTURY

from mikeysfunnies.com:

~ Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."

~ Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."

~ You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."

~ You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."

~ No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."

~ You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."

~ You don't talk a lot. You're just "abundantly verbal."

~ It's not called gossip anymore. It's "the speedy transmission of near-factual information."

AND FOR STUDENTS...

~ The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenged."

~ No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."

~ You don't have detention, you're just one of the "exit delayed."

~ These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."

~ Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."

~ Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

~ You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."

~ You don't have smelly gym socks, you have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."

~ You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."

~ You're not being sent to the principal's office. You're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building."

In the future

when I have my own place, I want one side of a wall, or even just a section, a rectangular section to be filled with rainbow colours all blending in perceptively.

Then I will have colourful markers ready by the wall for anybody who would want to leave an imprint on the wall.

That is awesomeness.

my flowers =))

I love my new flowers.

Is it sad that I have to use a free water bottle to put my flowers in it?
I got them I think a week ago. And I think its going to die.
But it still looks nice :D
So I just took a few pictures. It looked really horrible before I arranged it. Even if I do say so myself. Hehe. Nice right?
My photography skills are improving.
I also bought a new bag =)
That's my jacket peeking out. Too lazy to take it out.
Looks clean right? Cause I just tidied it.

Sore and Snow!

It was snowing on Saturday! Wonderful bliss

Garden outside
Another garden
My poor wet shoes

I texted my mum just to, you know, spread the joy around and my brother came back with this text:
"Weyh.jakun nvr c snow b4.hahaha...noob!"

Just because he saw tonnes of snow in USA. *milok*

I did see snow before but it was funner this time round.
Its a pity that I went for YAG and the others went to Cashmere to play with the snow. Before that though, I went rock climbing at Roxx. With Mosaic people. Fun but Sunday was painful.. I don't have pictures though. Have to get it off somebody.

Okay since its study break [not a break from study but a break to study], off I go! Till then..

Camp and what nots

Camp was fun. At first I was quite scared as I would be leading an English group in a Chinese camp. And it is the first ever English group for camp. The talks weren't much compared to conference. But I did have fun cause it was more of a games camp.

Agnis | Joey | John C | Jas | Jessie | Emma

And my group won an award for best drama and something else that was related to the drama. I also won best supporting actress. Haha. However, overall our group got second which was surprising and sad.

WZ | Mer | Lee | Em | Jon | Jas

Jonathan's group got first and Wei Zheng's group got third. At first I thought my group would win cause we won an award for best drama (and we were the ones who finished the fastest as well!) but because Jon's group got the CSI game correct so they won. But for the last few awards, all three of our groups was on the list of choices which I thought was funny.

I went to the library on Sunday night after Mosaic to teman Merilyn as she needed uni's computer to finish her assignment. We stayed until half past 3 when we packed up and went home. We wanted to go to Denny's but I guess everybody else was very tired.

I have two tests coming up on Wednesday and Friday. Its maths first then tax. Not looking forward to tax.

I'll add a seperate post on cave stream and white water rafting. Its a bit mean to put them two together. But I can tell you, both of them was awesome!

The place where the scholars receive their certificates

Also, I went to Shah's graduation :) Cause otherwise Liyana would be all alone. I met Oli and Allen there as well and took pictures with them. Heh.

Mer | Shah | Em

On the Thursday that Jas was away at her field trip, Mer, WZ and I celebrated the invention of Nachos as Irene and Jas (both whom don't like Western food) were away. We found out from wiki that there is a International Day of Nachos which is celebrated on October 21.

To Ignacio Anaya!

Now I'm just waiting for the photos to be uploaded. Its getting so sloww. I also 'sprain or twisted' my ankle. I think. I'll be going over to the clinic soon after I finish this post to have it look over as its quite swollen and at times painful. At first I thought I could tahan the pain but I thought wrong.

My birthday

December 19, 1987

Lucky Color:	Aubergine
Personality Strengths:	Attractiveness, Fashion Sense
Personality Weakness(es):	Impatience
Successful Career Path:	Entrepreneurship
Sense of Humor Style:	Campy
Adjectives to Describe You:	industrious, enterprising
Description: A hip non-conformist who truly stands for his/her beliefs - you are out to make a difference in this world, and you have a realistic chance of success. You have always been self-driven and derive your inspiration from those close to you. Ambitious - and why shouldn't you be - the sky is the limit for you!

True? YanLing did it and she said its freakingly true. The application is on Facebook if you want to try.

What does it mean by me having a 'campy' sense of humour style? The description is somewhat true. I don't think I'm ambitous. And do I really have fashion sense? Maybe..

Btw, my top 2 languages of love is Acts of Service and Quality Time.